Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Don't cut me off, road ragers.
If I agree to post again, will you please STOP YELLING?
Thank you.
I'd like to introduce you all to my friend, illegal mike. He does things of questionable legality all day long. Like speed by 2 mph. Or take two free samples. Or talk loudly in the library. He's a fine example of someone who forges his own path and someone we could all learn a lot from. Check out his Twitter!
That's all, for now. I'd just like to leave you with a reminder to please not put bumper stickers on your car. Not just because they make you look like a spaz, but because they've actually found links between bumper stickers and road rage. I'm serious. They've done studies.
And I don't need any more forty-something dudes in Porsches with a mid-life crisis who cut me off and drive forty in front of me on the highway in the fast lane because I must have turned on my blinker in a way that offended them while I was driving home from my friend's place five minutes ago.
Above: Probably the guy who cut me off.
Seriously.
Thank you.
I'd like to introduce you all to my friend, illegal mike. He does things of questionable legality all day long. Like speed by 2 mph. Or take two free samples. Or talk loudly in the library. He's a fine example of someone who forges his own path and someone we could all learn a lot from. Check out his Twitter!
That's all, for now. I'd just like to leave you with a reminder to please not put bumper stickers on your car. Not just because they make you look like a spaz, but because they've actually found links between bumper stickers and road rage. I'm serious. They've done studies.
And I don't need any more forty-something dudes in Porsches with a mid-life crisis who cut me off and drive forty in front of me on the highway in the fast lane because I must have turned on my blinker in a way that offended them while I was driving home from my friend's place five minutes ago.
Above: Probably the guy who cut me off.
Seriously.
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