Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Don't cut me off, road ragers.
If I agree to post again, will you please STOP YELLING?
Thank you.
I'd like to introduce you all to my friend, illegal mike. He does things of questionable legality all day long. Like speed by 2 mph. Or take two free samples. Or talk loudly in the library. He's a fine example of someone who forges his own path and someone we could all learn a lot from. Check out his Twitter!
That's all, for now. I'd just like to leave you with a reminder to please not put bumper stickers on your car. Not just because they make you look like a spaz, but because they've actually found links between bumper stickers and road rage. I'm serious. They've done studies.
And I don't need any more forty-something dudes in Porsches with a mid-life crisis who cut me off and drive forty in front of me on the highway in the fast lane because I must have turned on my blinker in a way that offended them while I was driving home from my friend's place five minutes ago.
Above: Probably the guy who cut me off.
Seriously.
Thank you.
I'd like to introduce you all to my friend, illegal mike. He does things of questionable legality all day long. Like speed by 2 mph. Or take two free samples. Or talk loudly in the library. He's a fine example of someone who forges his own path and someone we could all learn a lot from. Check out his Twitter!
That's all, for now. I'd just like to leave you with a reminder to please not put bumper stickers on your car. Not just because they make you look like a spaz, but because they've actually found links between bumper stickers and road rage. I'm serious. They've done studies.
And I don't need any more forty-something dudes in Porsches with a mid-life crisis who cut me off and drive forty in front of me on the highway in the fast lane because I must have turned on my blinker in a way that offended them while I was driving home from my friend's place five minutes ago.
Above: Probably the guy who cut me off.
Seriously.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Breaking the rules! Bwahahaha!!!
It's not the am hours and I'm posting! About halitosis! You know it's bad when mint gum doesn't help. Like, at all. And the condition of the dude's teeth looks like this:
Every time he started talking I could hear their chanting. Or maybe his breath was making me hallucinate. Anyway, I made the coffee this morning at work and I'm pretty proud of the results. I put in twice as many coffee grounds as the recommended amount and it actually had the desired effect on me. That is, I could walk upright and string together coherent sentences, which is hard to do when I'm half asleep. Which is most the time.
I didn't take into account what effect my coffee had on normal people however.
I may have discovered the power of flight.
Every time he started talking I could hear their chanting. Or maybe his breath was making me hallucinate. Anyway, I made the coffee this morning at work and I'm pretty proud of the results. I put in twice as many coffee grounds as the recommended amount and it actually had the desired effect on me. That is, I could walk upright and string together coherent sentences, which is hard to do when I'm half asleep. Which is most the time.
I didn't take into account what effect my coffee had on normal people however.
I may have discovered the power of flight.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Tuna Fish of War, Unite.
Hi there. So I'm starting a new blog, slightly different concept than the last one. I'll post in this one exclusively in the AM hours. Why? I choose to answer with a picture of tuna fish sword-fighting.
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