Breaking the rules! Bwahahaha!!!

It's not the am hours and I'm posting! About halitosis! You know it's bad when mint gum doesn't help. Like, at all. And the condition of the dude's teeth looks like this:



Every time he started talking I could hear their chanting. Or maybe his breath was making me hallucinate. Anyway, I made the coffee this morning at work and I'm pretty proud of the results. I put in twice as many coffee grounds as the recommended amount and it actually had the desired effect on me. That is, I could walk upright and string together coherent sentences, which is hard to do when I'm half asleep. Which is most the time.

I didn't take into account what effect my coffee had on normal people however.



I may have discovered the power of flight.